January 18, 2003

Bend It Like Beckham
filed under: Sundance Film Festival 2003
Blue Crush for soccer players, complete with bodies that are young, firm and plentiful--but not nude. There's plentiful underwear action at the 20, 30 and 125 minute stage, as well as some much-appreciated nipple stickage from tasty caramel teen Paramindra Nagra. Keira Knightley, the justly celebrated "sexiest tomboy beanpole on the planet," shows her slender lines in sports bra for much of the movie, with her mother giving her a rather suggestive two-handed 'breast measurement' at the ten-minute stage. Speaking of her mother, played by Juliet Stevenson, she sports one of the largest servings of cleavage you're ever likely to see in a PG-13 film - for the full two hours of the flick.
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