Mr. Skin's Nude at Film Festivals

The air conditioning on the set of Dummy must have been working overtime for the entire shoot, because there's not a woman in this flick that doesn't have her headlights set to high beams. The movie stars Oscar winning Adrien Brody as a shy guy who decides to be a ventriloquist and finally finds self worth, but it's the women of this movie that will prove memorable to most. Milla Jovovich, who plays a punk rocker in the film, has her shirty perkmeisters fighting for freedom for a good part of the film, while the hypnotically gorgeous Vera Farmiga experiences some extreme nipple stickage in the last half hour. But as attractive as those two women are, it's the see-through shirt and braless pancakes of Illeana Douglas that steal the show. Illeana's a weird looking broad but she sure knows how to divert attention from her nose. Speaking of diverting attention from your face, Mirabella Pisani makes her debut film appearance as an overweight bride who bursts out of her wedding dress to show some serious butt cleavage. Let's just say there's ample parking in the rear...