Mr. Skin's Nude at Film Festivals

A pretty woefully made action drama about bail bondsmen trying to track down a guy who'll save their business from closing, Pick Up Boyz has one redeeming feature, but it has a lot of that feature - nudity. The flick opens with Brenda Williams taking a long slow shower in the nude, but rather than scrub her back, Williams instead dances behind the shower screen. Couldn't tell you why, but it's a nice two minute scene of nothing but boobs and ass. After that, she gets it on with another woman and a black guy, showing more T&A. Justice Castoreno, Ebony Owens and Mitsuko C. Perry add to the flavor as a trio of barely clad exotic dancers, while an unnamed black gal is seen pulling down her pants and sitting on a toilet. Skinny blond bad girl Michelle Steele shows some back and butt while lying in bed, and Rebecca Sandomer flashes a fat boob when she's carjacked, but it's a three-way sex scene involving Jamie Ridpathe and the ridiculously sumptuous Rita Abel that will really make you tent pole up. While Ridpathe seduces the fantastically curvy Abel, Ridpathe's bad guy boyfriend enters the scene and takes over, against Abel's wishes, and signals to Ridpathe to bring on the giant blue dildo... you know what happens next. Bad girls, bad girls, what you gonna do... what you gonna do when the blue dildo comes for you...