March 10, 2003

Spun
filed under: South By Southwest Film Festival 2003
If you're the kind of person who always wanted to see Mena Suvari taking a dump, complete with rotting teeth and weeping sores, then Spun is the movie for you. There's no shortage of nudity in the film, with gorgeous blonde eye-candy Chloe Hunter spending the majority of the film handcuffed to a bed in full frontal sprawl. If you look closely, I swear you can see her lips move! Brittany Murphy gets into the action, sporting the kind of rack you could hang a coat on for most of the flick, but sadly she never reveals it to the world. While she does perform a very raunchy striptease performance in the opening fifteen minutes of the film, it doesn't show much aside from a panty hamster and bikini. The majority of the film is like a two hour music video laced with the sort of over the top sensory assault that would send Trent Rezner into a fetal position. Sure, we get to see Suvari, Murphy and Hunter getting nude or semi-nude, but we also have to endure five minutes of John Leguizamo, buck naked, jerking off into a sock. Ew.
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