May 16, 2003
Off the Map
filed under: Cannes Film Festival 2003
Standard American Indie fare, only with A-list MILF Joan Allen going utterly au naturel. About a half-hour into Off the Map, Joan claims her place in skinema history by tending to her vegetable garden completely naked. Read that again: completely naked. She performs a liberated, 360-degree nude twirl, brazenly showing off her breasts, butt and even a healthy snatch of thatch. When Joan realizes someone's watching, she covers herself with a nearby scarecrow's overcoat. Fortunately, that will prove useless against rewind buttons.
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