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October 18, 2005
See Felicity Huffman's Post-op Muff, Man, in Transamerica
Most exciting of all the films screened at this year's Chicago Festival was Transamerica, which you may think sounds like it might be a zany, B.J. and the Bear-style road-trip farce, but you'd be wrong. There is a distinct lack of Greg Evigan; however the lovely and talented Felicity Huffman more than makes up for the abscence of musky, all-American masculinity--she plays a male-to-female transsexual. During several scenes in which she appears as a woman-playing-a-man-transitioning-to-a-woman, she shows a veritable shit-ton of bra-and-panty shots--some even with a faux weenis bulge! At the end of the flick, Felicity's character undergoes full sex-reassignment surgery, and she appears fully frontal in the bathtub to prove it.
Felicity Huffman is all woman at MrSkin.com.
Posted by kedington at 04:39 PM
Boobs Only for R-rated Havoc. Boo!
Havoc was screened at the Chicago Fest, but it's not going to answer any of those "Does Anne Hathaway show muff" questions, as it was only the sad and unloved R-rated version. Hathaway and Bijou Phillips, as we've stated about 43 trillion times, pony up their respective racks but not much else. Listen, if you don't already know everything there is to know about Havoc, you lose at liking boobs.
Anne Hathaway at MrSkin.com.
And Bijou Phillips is as naked as the day is long here.
Posted by kedington at 04:37 PM
You'll Need a Cold Shower After Watching Cold Showers
Cold Showers is a French movie. Therefore, it's not really called Cold Showers--that's what we respected film experts/linguists call the "English translation". The movie is actually titled Douches froides, and after we sniggered about that for two and a half hours, we noticed that a brunette newcomer called Salomé Stévenin gets as naked as a lima bean and shows off every soft, glimmering nook and cranny on her body. The movie also stars the normally oft-naked Claire Nebout, but aside from a few bikini shots, she's content to let Salomé take off with the nudity baton. Or, as the French say, le baton.
Salomé goin' all the way at MrSkin.com.
Claire's Nebout-y, too.
Posted by kedington at 04:25 PM
Brick Has Tit
Nora Zehetner is a lissome little brunette who resembles a young Helena Bonham Carter, only without all the crazy. You might remember her from Everwood, especially if you have poor taste and lack cable. At any rate, this fresh little 24-year-old thing makes her nude debut in Brick when she shows a bit of nubile boobile putting her shirt back on near the end of the movie.
Nora Zehetner's at MrSkin.com.
Posted by kedington at 04:22 PM
October 17, 2005
North Country
Posted by kmcbride at 12:48 PM
Mutual Appreciation
Posted by kmcbride at 12:47 PM
Caché
Posted by kmcbride at 12:46 PM
Bee Season
Posted by kmcbride at 12:45 PM
The Unseen
Michelle Clunie
(0:62) Michelle Clunie has sex in the bathroom of a gas station. She wraps her legs around him but we don’t see much more than her thighs, which she’s already been showing off the whole movie in her little jean shorts.
Catherine Dent
Catherine Dent wears some amazing cleveage outfits throughout the film.
Posted by kmcbride at 12:44 PM
Look Both Ways
Justine Clarke
(0:31) Justine Clarke steps backwards into the pool in her one-piece bathing suit. There are a few shots of her swimming.
Laura Peisley
(0:59) Laura Peisley comes into the living room in her panties.
Posted by kmcbride at 12:42 PM
In Memory of My Father
Judy Greer
(1:02) Judy Greer is on her back in her bra getting screwed by Matt Keeslar.
(1:10) Judy Greer is again in her bra standing up after sex.
Posted by kmcbride at 12:41 PM
Feast
Jenny Wade
(0:24) Jenny Wade is behind the bar in her bra washing blood off her whole front. The bra is barely containing her giant breasts.
Posted by kmcbride at 12:40 PM
Elizabethtown
Kirsten Dunst
(0:54) Kirsten Dunst talks to Orlando Bloom on the phone in little blue shorts during a long sequence.
(0:59) During the same sequence, Dunst is in a bubble bath on the phone and comes quite close to a nip slip.
(1:10) In a cemetery with Bloom, Dunst's dress flies up revealing her panties after Bloom puts something down her back.
Posted by kmcbride at 12:38 PM
The Dark Hours
Kate Greenhouse
(0:08) Kate Greenhouse hikes up her skirt while sitting in a chair to reveal an itchy rash high up on her thigh.
(0:23) Greenhouse unzips her pants and pulls them down a bit, revealing her black panties to get at that rash again.
(1:02) Another shot of Greenhouse hiking up her skirt to give herself an injection.
Iris Graham
(0:36) During a psychological game of “strip phone” Iris Graham takes off her pants, getting down to her panties.
(1:01) Iris Graham has her pants taken off and gets down to her panties while her sister's husband begins to have sex with her.
(1:06) You can see Graham's bra while the guy has sex with her on top.
Posted by kmcbride at 12:36 PM
The Weather Man
Unknown Actress
(0:20) Nicolas Cage has sex with a woman. Her breasts fall out of her dress as she rides him in bed. (This may be Robyn Moler, although there isn't an easy credit identifying her.)
Posted by kmcbride at 12:34 PM
Transamerica
Felicity Huffman
(0:01) We see a close-up of Felicity Huffman's bra which she stuffs.
(0:04) Huffman lifts up her nightgown and we can see her underwear. There's a penis bulge in there (since she's playing a transsexual).
(0:42) Huffman gives us a panty flash when dancing.
(0:45) Huffman comes out in her bra and underalls.
(0:49) Huffman squats to pee outside the car, gets scared, and stands up. So that may be bush we're seeing too--but all you'll remember are the two shots of the penis taking a leak.
(1:34) Huffman gives us a good underwater full-frontal shot in the bathtub as she touches her vagina where the penis has now been removed.
Posted by kmcbride at 12:33 PM
Shopgirl
Claire Danes
(0:22) Claire Danes is seen in her bra as Jason Schwartzman (on top) has sex with her.
(0:30) Danes is seen lotioning up her thighs.
(0:40) Danes takes a bath and washes her thighs.
(0:48) When Steve Martin returns from another room, he is delighted to find Claire Danes face down on his bed, totally naked, giving us a great view of her tush.
(0:52) Danes shaves her legs by the sink.
Bridgette Wilson
(1:23) Bridgette Wilson comes out of the bathroom wearing black lingerie (bra, panties, and garters) to seduce Jason Schwartzman. She gets on top of him and begins moaning out the wrong name.
Posted by kmcbride at 12:31 PM
Night of the Living Dorks
Nadine Germann
(0:49) Nadine Germann takes off her shirt and unleashes her breasts.
Collien Fernandes
(0:57) Collien Fernandes walks around her bedroom in her black panties.
Unknown Actress
(0:25) A guy uses his zombie x-ray vision to make a sitting girl’s jeans disappear so he can see her ass.
Posted by kmcbride at 12:29 PM
Mrs. Henderson Presents
(This film concerns an all-nude revue in WWII London, and throughout the film there are six women on stage who become the focus of it--Kelly Reilly, Anna Brewster, Rosalind Halstead, Sarah Solemani, Natalia Tena, and Doraly Rosen. The women are not allowed to move as that allows them to get away with it as "art" so it pretty much becomes the same kind of nudity--only with different outfits and stage props.)
(0:31) There are various breasts onstage as girls open their shirts to audition for an All-Nude Revue.
(0:40) Kelly Reilly, Anna Brewster, Rosalind Halstead, Sarah Solemani, Natalia Tena, and Doraly Rosen are topless onstage.
(0:42) More breasts backstage, notably Natalia Tena's, and bare butts reflected in the mirror.
(0:46) Montage of various themed performances with the six women topless on stage.
(1:00) More breasts on stage.
(1:05) More breasts on stage.
(1:11) More breasts on stage.
(1:14) More breasts on stage.
(1:20) More breasts on stage.
(1:26) Brief breasts on stage during fan dance.
(1:36) Final shot of each of the women's breasts onstage.
Posted by kmcbride at 12:26 PM
The Matador
Azucena Medina
(0:01) Pierce Brosnan removes the blanket off of Azucena Medina in his bed, revealing her buns.
Posted by kmcbride at 12:25 PM
Manderlay
Bryce Dallas Howard
(1:46) Bryce Dallas Howard strips out of her clothes, giving us a nice full-frontal look at her (a natural redhead, indeed) before she is pounded by a black guy.
(1:48) Howard lies in bed naked. She gets out, giving us a brief glance at her buns and bush.
Posted by kmcbride at 12:23 PM
Kissing on the Mouth
Kate Winterich
(0:01) After a condom is put onto a naked penis, we are treated to Kate Winterich's bush when her pants are taken off and her breasts when her bra is taken off as she has sex.
(0:02) Winterich's shirt is taken off and her bra is exposed again before the bra is put back on.
(0:12) Winterich is in the shower and washes around her bush as she shaves it. Brief breasts.
(0:13) We see Winterich's breasts as she puts on deodorant, even around her bush, then buns in the bathroom mirror, then more breasts and bush as she checks out her body.
(0:22) Winterich has sex. Her shirt is lifted up and her breast is sucked on. She comes out in her panties, holding the filled condom. She goes to the toilet and we see bush as she puts her panties back on. She then gets back into bed in her panties.
(0:51) Winterich lifts up her shirt a couple times, showing off her bra for a photograph.
(0:52) Winterich makes love in bed. Her breasts are seen and later sucked on as they have sex for several minutes.
(0:57) Close-up of Winterich's bush post-coital as her thigh is rubbed.
(0:58) Winterich stands up in blue panties. Brief side breasts as she puts her clothes back on.
Kris Williams
(0:07) Kris Williams sits on the toilet clipping her pubes. A bit of ass is seen.
(0:31) Kris Williams has her breasts sucked on in the shower. (Careful though--it's just a fantasy as the guy is seen jerking off and we get the money shot.)
Julie Van DeWeghe
(0:09) Julie Van DeWeghe is in a black bra and panties as a light is shone on her in a dark room.
Posted by kmcbride at 12:22 PM
Havoc
Review refers to the R-rated version.
Anne Hathaway
(0:07) Making out with a guy in a convertible, Anne Hathaway takes off her shirt and gets down to her red bra. She then takes it off, showing off her breasts before going down on the guy.
(0:33) While a guy tries to interview her with a video camera, Hathaway begins teasing him, slinking around on the couch, pulling down her top to reveal her black bra, saying, “Do you want to fuck me? My nipples are hard,” and moaning. Her right nipple pops out.
(1:00) Freddy Rodriguez takes off Hathaway’s top on the bed, exposing her breasts. He begins to make out with her and she turns her breasts toward the camera. This is intercut with Bijou Phillips getting frisky with another guy in the next bed. Hathaway tries to stop Rodriguez and he eventually gets off of her.
Bijou Phillips
(1:02) Bijou Phillips takes her top off and then gets down to her panties, which Rodriguez takes off to have sex with her. It all leads to an attempted gang rape.
(1:16) We can see a hint of Bijou Phillips’s breasts in the bathroom before she puts a robe on.
(1:18) Phillips takes off the robe and we get a quick look at her breasts as she steps into the tub.
(1:19) Phillips sits in the tub naked and we see her breasts.
Unknown Actress
(0:06) At a party, a girl does cocaine off of a topless girl’s breasts.
Posted by kmcbride at 12:20 PM
Cold Showers
Claire Nebout
(0:12) Claire Nebout is in a black bikini walking through the kitchen.
(0:14) Claire Nebout gets out of the pool in the bikini and dries herself off.
Salomé Stévenin
(0:36) Salomé Stévenin in a black dress at party lifts it up and hikes her thigh up next to a guy. We can see her ass. A second guy has some fun with her lifting up her dress and we can see her red underwear.
(0:44) After some playful wrestling in the gym with two guys Salomé Stévenin takes off her top and we can see her breasts. She then has a threesome with them and we see a little bit of buns and a bit more of her left breast.
(0:46) Stevenin stands in the gym totally naked. A far view but we see everything. We then get a closer look at her full-frontal glory (although a little dark) in the toilet as she wipes off her legs.
(1:06) A guy walks into a room and sees a topless Stevenin. She takes off her pants and then sits down and pulls her panties off, although we don’t see bush. She then walks offscreen to get into a bathtub with another guy where we can see her breasts.
Posted by kmcbride at 11:56 AM
CCTV
Unknown Actresses
(0:03) Through a video camera, we see a woman in a window across the street wearing a towel. When she drops it, we can see her right breast, then later a great full-frontal shot.
(0:06) The same woman takes off her robe and we can see the side of her right breast.
(0:12) “Maria” is wearing a little purple slip as her boyfriend tries to get her to make a sex tape. A lot of leg and cleveage, but then a guy starts screwing her from behind and we can see her ass from above.
(1:06) An unnamed girl is in bathtub. As she splashes the bubbles away and comes above the water we can see her breasts and even a quick hint of bush under the water.
Posted by kmcbride at 11:54 AM
Brick
Nora Zehetner
(1:33) Nora Zehetner's breast can just be made out in the darkness as she puts her shirt back on.
Posted by kmcbride at 11:49 AM