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January 31, 2006
The Foot Fist Way
Mary Jane Bostic
(0:05) Mary Jane Bostic walks into the Tae Kwon Do dojo wearing one of the tightest form-fitting leotards you will ever see.
(1:10) Bostic is getting screwed from behind and we see some brief bra-bouncing.
Posted by skintern at 04:37 PM
Destricted
NOTE: This film is comprised of seven short films by seven different directors, all giving their views of pornography.
"House Call" (directed by Richard Prince)
Kora Reed
(0:13) This is basically one long clip from an old porno film. Kora Reed shows breasts and bush while rubbing oil all over herself. She gets up and we see her butt. The "doctor" (John Saint John) comes in, and she feels his crotch over his pants. He puts the thermometer in and out of her ass. He pulls out a dildo and tongues her pussy close-up. She gives him a blowjob. He titty-fucks her while she sucks the tip. He fucks her pussy and cums on it.
"Impaled" (directed by Larry Clark)
Nancy Vee
(0:43) Nancy Vee takes off her dress. We see her ass with thong panties and the side of her breasts.
(0:46) Nancy Vee goes full frontal.
(0:50) Nancy Vee is naked.
(0:51) Nancy Vee pulls up her shirt.
(0:53) Nancy Vee crawls across the floor to the chosen guy. She takes off her dress. We see panties and breasts and they begin to go at it. She gives him a sloppy blowjob. She rides him, then reverse cowgirl, then he goes doggie on her. She asks for Vaseline to rub on her pussy and his penis before he goes anal on her. They stop again and she wipes him off. They then go missionary. She sucks him off again until he finally cums.
Sativa Rose
(0:44) Sativa Rose turns around and is full frontal.
(0:47) Sativa Rose goes full frontal.
Jasmine Byrne
(0:44) Jasmine Byrne is sitting full frontal.
(0:49) Jasmine Byrne close up of breasts and pussy.
Dillan Lauren
(0:44) Dillan Lauren stands up and undresses to go full frontal.
(0:48) Dillan Lauren says she likes "anal sex."
(0:51) Dillan Lauren is asked if she "likes to suck cock,"ton which she says "Yes!"
August
(0:45) August is full frontal.
(0:50) August is naked.
Angela Stone
(0:48) Angela Stone, who says she "squirted", gives us a close-up full frontal view.
"Sync" (directed by Marco Brambilla)
Various Actresses
(1:04) This approxmiately two-minute film edits together a series of sex scenes from movies to create the ultimate quickie.
"Balkan Erotic Epic" (directed by Marina Abramovic)
Unknown Actresses
(1:13) A Balkan chick has her breasts hanging out of her dress as she fondles them.
(1:15) A lineup of Balkan chicks fondle their breasts in open shirts.
(1:21) The Balkan chicks are running around in the rain lifting up their dresses and showing their bushes.
"We Fuck Alone" (directed by Gaspar Noe)
(Note: This 7th and final film is done completely with strobing effects. It even leads off with a disclaimer that it may be harmful to those with epilepsy.)
Katsumi
(1:43) Katsumi, in a porno film, is sucking a guy's cock.
(1:46) More Katsumi on TV.
Unknown Actresses
(1:28) A young girl is on the bed fingering herself.
(1:31) A girl has a giant teddy bear between her legs masturbating with it.
(1:37) The girl is fingering her pussy again.
(1:50) A woman with hair in her face pounds a skull against her with her breasts hanging out.
Posted by skintern at 04:33 PM
Alpha Dog
Heather Wahlquist
(0:15) We see Heather Wahlquist's butt and a little side boob.
Amanda Seyfried
(1:30) We get a brief glance at Amanda Seyfried's breasts as she jumps into a pool.
Olivia Wilde
(1:45) In a hotel room with Emile Hirsch, we see Olivia Wilde's breasts.
Posted by skintern at 02:20 PM
Marisa Tomei's Factitums
If you're a dirty old perv who trolls the internet from the comfort of Mom's dark and musty basement looking for pictures of naked bodies with Natalie Portman's or Beyoncé Knowles's head superimposed on top (and we know you are) then you probably already know that Marisa Tomei shows her tomatoes for the very first time in Factotum. In fact, we told you about it nearly a year ago. But after making the rounds in nearly every country but ours, it's finally made an appearance at Sundance. So some Americans now know what Marisa's meatballs look like. Just not you.
We only get a brief look at the goods, and they happen to appear while she's in bed with Matt Dillon. That's not exactly an ideal booby-googling situation, but we'll take what we can get. And that's all we get. At least it's better than Marisa's skingy body-doubled nubbins in Slums of Beverly Hills. Factotum does throw us a few more bones just so we won't complain too much. Emily Hynnek, whom we've never heard of, plays a stripper and shows a bit of T&A. And Lili Taylor, who has let slip a few peeks in Bright Angel, Household Saints, and I Shot Andy Warhol shows up in a nice bra-and-panty set. Now that your fellow basement-dwellers have the skinny on both Factotum and Havoc, they might have to go back to their much neglected Star Trek fan site message board.
Who's at MrSkin.com? Marisa is!
And so's Lili.
And Emily too.
Posted by kedington at 11:35 AM
January 30, 2006
Subject Two
Posted by skintern at 12:31 PM
Somebodies
Posted by skintern at 12:30 PM
Salvage
Posted by skintern at 12:28 PM
Right at Your Door
Posted by skintern at 12:26 PM
The Darwin Awards
Posted by skintern at 12:25 PM
Factotum
Marisa Tomei
(0:48) Marisa Tomei lies down with Matt Dillon and rolls around in bed, thereby revealing her breasts for a pretty generous peek.
Emily Hynnek
(1:30) A stripper (Emily Hynnek) struts her stuff onstage while Dillon digs the show. Tits and ass.
Lili Taylor
(0:25) Lili Taylor enters the kitchen to make Matt Dillon some breakfast. She spends a good amount of time stretching and standing around in a fairly revealing bra-and-panties get-up.
Posted by skintern at 12:22 PM
A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints
Eleonore Hendricks
(0:12) Eleonore Hendricks is in the hallway with her boyfriend, who pulls up her skirt to reveal her panties and then lifts her shirt from behind. We see her breasts as he has her bent over ready to have sex.
(1:19) Hendricks and Melonie Diaz sit poolside in their bikinis.
Melonie Diaz
(0:51) Melonie Diaz is in an undershirt and shorts.
(1:19) Diaz and Hendricks sit poolside in their bikinis.
Julia Garro
(1:20) Julia Garro gets out of the pool after her shirt has been stolen by some boys. We see the side of her right boob.
Posted by skintern at 12:20 PM
January 26, 2006
Michelle Williams Displays Her Tail Feathers in The Hawk Is Dying
We figured that after Dawson's Creek ended most of the show's principles would go the way of the cast of Degrassi Junior High and we'd wonder what ever happened to them in twenty years. But gawky Katie Holmes managed to land herself the role of a lifetime as Tom Cruise Wifebot #3, and bad girl Michelle Williams is doing her best to keep up. She found her own movie-star boyfriend and was even nominated for a Golden Globe. And you know how she did that? Nudity, my friends. She had previously only disrobed in little-seen features (If These Walls Could Talk 2 and Me Without You); but when she showed her hills in Brokeback Mountain, the whole farm stopped by for a look. And her newest project, The Hawk Is Dying, holds more of Michelle's assets--namely, her ass. Paul Giamatti gets to see her bare behind in a pair of scenes--that pretty much makes up for last year's Oscar snub in our mind. Let's just hope that Michelle doesn't go the way of Katie and her missing Thank You for Smoking sex scene now that she has a money-making man and adorably named tot.
Check out those movies Michelle was in that you didn't see at MrSkin.com.
Posted by kedington at 11:35 AM
Julianne Nicholson Don't Need No Stinkin' Pajamas in Flannel Pajamas
We hadn't heard of Julianne Nicholson until recently (she usually sticks to the smaller independent movies where things don't blow up and she doesn't appear to spend her nights at Marquee), but she sure has had an impressive year or two. She first caught our eye (and fly) in Kinsey as the swinging and naked wife of Peter Sarsgaard. Less than a year later Julianne busted out her cans again in Her Name Is Carla. And now, not even a year after that feat, Jules delivers what very well may prove to be her best perv-formance in Flannel Pajamas. Julianne is naked during sex, in the tub, lying in bed, standing against a wall--we guess the filmmakers didn't have time to throw in a naked-with-a-goat scene. The best scene comes at about the half-hour point when Juli strips out of her bra and panties and stands full-frontally against a wall. We guess she forgot her Flannel Pajamas.
(Oh, if you can't get enough of Julianne, she also makes an appearance in the also-Sundance-screened Puccini for Beginners, where she makes out with Elizabeth Reaser, though neither of them are naked.)
See more of Julianne at MrSkin.com.
Posted by kedington at 11:29 AM
January 25, 2006
Little Red Flowers
Posted by skintern at 11:19 AM
American Hardcore
Posted by skintern at 11:18 AM
Puccini for Beginners
Julianne Nicholson
(0:05) Julianne Nicholson and Elizabeth Reaser have a short makeout session during a flashback.
Elizabeth Reaser
(0:05) Julianne Nicholson and Elizabeth Reaser have a short makeout session during a flashback.
(0:06) Reaser stands in her black panties trying to convince Nicholson not to leave.
(0:29) Another flashback shows Reaser again in her black panties.
(0:39) Gretchen Mol kisses Reaser and then Reaser kisses her back.
(0:44) Reaser makes out with Mol in bed.
(0:45) Reaser & Mol sit on the couch watching TV in their undershirts and panties.
Gretchen Mol
(0:39) Gretchen Mol kisses Reaser and then Reaser kisses her back.
(0:44) Reaser makes out with Mol in bed.
(0:45) Reaser & Mol sit on the couch watching TV in their undershirts and panties.
Posted by skintern at 11:16 AM
Wristcutters: A Love Story
Unknown Actress
(0:15) A female midget stands with her pierced breasts exposed lighting cigarettes for Patrick Fugit and Shea Whigham. (The credit doesn't list a specific actress, but from the looks of it it may be Bridget Powers, a.k.a. "Bridget the Midget" from The Howard Stern Show.)
Posted by skintern at 11:14 AM
The Science of Sleep
Aurelia Petit
(0:34) Aurelia Petit is in a bathtub, her boobs covered with cellophane. She then gets out of the tub and we can see her ass.
Posted by skintern at 11:12 AM
The Actress
Caitlin Higgins
(0:25) Caitlin Higgins screws a guy on top and we get some solid glances at her terrific breasts.
(1:07) Higgins briefly stands in a room in her white bra and panties.
Posted by skintern at 11:10 AM
Stephanie Daley
Amber Tamblyn
(0:35) Amber Tamblyn is seen in her bra.
Posted by skintern at 11:07 AM
Dreamland
Kelli Garner
(0:02) Kelli Garner is in her blue bikini on her porch and then walks over to join Agnes Bruckner.
(0:03) Garner and Bruckner sit in the pool with their bikini tops revealed just over the water.
(0:13) Bruckner & Garner sunbathe in their bikinis.
(0:15) Garner & Bruckner again in the pool with their tops just over the water.
(0:27) Kelli Garner lies outside with Justin Long. We can see her white panties as her leg is draped over him.
(0:45) Kelli Garner is in her blue bikini top.
(0:50) Kelli Garner walks around in her robe outside. It blows open wide enough to give us nice glimpses of her white panties.
Agnes Bruckner
(0:03) Garner and Bruckner sit in the pool with their bikini tops revealed just over the water.
(0:04) Bruckner walks into her trailer wearing her bikini top and jeans.
(0:13) Bruckner & Garner sunbathe in their bikinis.
(0:15) Garner & Bruckner again in the pool with their tops just over the water.
(0:16) Bruckner is in her bikini watching Garner over by the bee cages. She then runs over to Kelli as Kelli is getting stung.
(0:42) After getting stoned, Bruckner lies face down on the bed and we can briefly see her blue panties.
(0:46) Garner lies face down on her bed with Justin Long. The bedsheet covers her butt, although her left breast is partially visible.
(1:01) Bruckner sits in the shower curled up naked, but nothing is seen.
(1:21) Bruckner is again in her bikini top and shorts.
Posted by skintern at 11:05 AM
Come Early Morning
Ashley Judd
(0:34) Ashley Judd is in her bra and panties.
(0:44) Judd is again seen in her bra and panties. There are several close-ups during what is about a three-minute scene.
Posted by skintern at 11:02 AM
The Hawk Is Dying
Michelle Williams
(0:56) Paul Giamatti pulls the covers partially off of Michelle Williams, who is lying naked in her bed partially curled up. We see her butt.
(0:70) Paul Giamatti imagines Michelle Williams dead in the forest. She is on the ground naked and we see her butt from behind.
Posted by skintern at 10:57 AM
Flannel Pajamas
Julianne Nicholson
(0:20) Justin Kirk is eating out Julianne Nicholson. We see him between her legs from her point-of-view and shots of her breasts as she begs him to get inside her.
(0:25) Nicholson is in her bathtub naked, bent over and peeing. Kirk joins her in the tub and when she leans back we can see her breasts.
(0:31) Nicholson strips down to pink bra and panties while Kirk watches. She takes them both off and then stands full frontal up against the wall. She lies down on the floor next to Kirk and we see her butt. Then we see her full frontal again in the next shot when he gets off of her.
(0:36) Nicholson lies on the bed face down with her butt exposed. Kirk kisses a scar on her butt.
(0:51) Nicholson is sitting down naked doing her makeup. We see her butt on the stool and brief breasts in the mirror she is facing.
(1:00) Nicholson is in her blue panties and gets on top of Kirk in bed.
(1:02) Nicholson lies in her panties on her side in bed.
Posted by skintern at 10:56 AM
Maggie Gyllenhaal's Caans and Aass in Sherrybaby
Lovely, talented, sister-of-Jake Maggie G has displayed her bits in such roles as a naked masochistic cutter in Secretary and a chick who gets strip searched in Strip Search. And now, in Sherrybaby, she takes on a role so challengingly naked that it leaves her previous forays into the realm of the challenging and the naked in the dust: that of a Jersey girl!
In addition to being pretty of face and charming of personality, Maggie is a real trouper and finds it easy peasy to peel if the role calls for it. In Sherrybaby, which screened at Sundance, Mags plays a former narcotics addict who returns home to rebuild her relationship with her child. You wouldn't think such heavy mettle would call for nudity, but you'd be very wrong. There are myriad opportunities to see Maggie's funbaggies and kiester throughout, including a scene in which our heroine (addict) is getting boffed from behind, and she asks, "My friend shaved it, do you want to kiss it?" We can only assume that she's referring to her Hairybaby, since she keeps that thing under wraps here.
Maggie Gyllenhaal! Naked! Lots! At MrSkin.com
Posted by kedington at 10:30 AM
Robin Tunney Shows Her Bobins and Bun-neys in Open Window
Remember when you saw The Craft and you thought, "Man, these chicks are hot, even if they would cut me open and gnaw on my still-beating heart. I hope I get to see them naked." Then you saw American History X and spied Fairuza Balk's white-power pontoons. And then you heard all the hype and went to see an arty movie you never would have paid any attention to called When Will I Be Loved and got to see Neve Campbell all kinds of naked. But you were still thinking, "What about that Robin Tunney? Can I see her naked?" You bet your pervy ass you can!
Now our fair Robin has been naked on film before--quite a lot, actually. Her breasts came out in the Schwarzenegger vehile End of Days; she showed way more breasts in a bunch of very dark scenes in Supernova; her backside appeared for the first time (along with more boobers) in Investigating Sex; and she threw in a little more tit in Cherish. But chances are you haven't seen any of those movies. And if you haven't seen those, you probably won't see Open Window, Tunney's latest film, even if she does show lots of butt and a bit of boob. But our job is not to get your ass into the theater; it's to inform. And now you know that Open Window played at Sundance and people who are not you got to see Robin naked. Unfortunately the best scene for nudity happens after Robin has been raped, when she takes a bath and displays some T&A, but she's a strong girl and will endure.
All those movies we talked about? They're at MrSkin.com.
Posted by kedington at 10:29 AM
Battle in Heaven Will Cause a Battle in Your Pants
We've never heard of Anapola Mushkadiz, but that's never stopped us from ogling boobies in the past. And when an actress starts off her first scene in her first-ever movie with a full-on blowjob, we're in love. That's how Battle in Heaven begins--with a pole in Anapola's mouth! Throughout the rest of the movie she shows off all three B's, and she even does a repeat perv-formance of the beej at the end. That's a lot to live up to, but fellow newcomer Bertha Ruiz and an anonymous Asian woman try to keep up with a full frontal apiece. We're sorry girls, but you're just not going to get much attention with wholly uninhibited Anapola as your costar.
Get a load of Anapola at MrSkin.com.
And don't forget Bertha.
Posted by kedington at 10:28 AM
Katie Holmes's Sex Scene Reaches State of Clear
Never underestimate the mystical powers of Scientologists. Not only can they cure mental illness with niacin and jumping jacks, they can make Katie Holmes's sex scenes dissipate into thin air.
Last year, when Katie's movie Thank You for Smoking premiered at the Toronto Film Festival, it contained a "raunchy" (a word that always makes us think "crunchy") sex scene between Tom Cruise's spawnvessel Katie and Aaron Eckhart. The movie was shown this week at Sundance, and Abracadabra Kal-El SHAZAM! The scene is gone! Insiders are speculating that Señor Cruise used his weighty pull to disappear the objectionable scene. When asked about the missing footage, Smoking director Jason Reitman said,
"It was a technical glitch … If you want to see a sex scene with Katie Holmes, rent The Gift."
Yeah, that happens all the time. A film is finished, it's cut and edited and prints are made and shipped off to screen at various festivals and then all of a sudden, poof! One scene--conveniently a scene that happens to contain King Cruise's
But duh, it makes sense. Did you see that scene? It was positively teeming with thetans! We fully expect, after writing this story, to gaze into our lap later today and discover that the Scientologists have vaporized our gonads. Again.
Katie's at MrSkin.com. Nude! In The Gift! Just like the nice man said!
Posted by kedington at 10:27 AM
January 24, 2006
The World According to Sesame Street
Posted by skintern at 04:45 PM
TV Junkie
Posted by skintern at 04:42 PM
Steel City
Posted by skintern at 04:41 PM
Stay
Posted by skintern at 04:37 PM
Special
Posted by skintern at 04:35 PM
The Proposition
Posted by skintern at 04:28 PM
Off the Black
Posted by skintern at 04:24 PM
Leonard Cohen: I'm Your Man
Posted by skintern at 04:20 PM
Kinky Boots
Posted by skintern at 04:17 PM
Everyone Stares: The Police Inside Out
Posted by skintern at 04:14 PM
The Descent
Posted by skintern at 04:12 PM
The Call of Cthulhu
Posted by skintern at 04:07 PM
The Aura
Posted by skintern at 04:00 PM
A Little Trip To Heaven
Julia Stiles
(0:54) Julia Stiles lies in a bath. The milk-like water conceals everything except her face, but you can make out the color of her nipples ever so slightly underneath.
(0:55) Julia Stiles is cleaning herself and we see a flash of her panties.
Posted by skintern at 02:09 PM
Friends with Money
Jennifer Aniston
(0:59) Jennifer Aniston looks damn sexy in a French maid's outfit cleaning, vacuuming, and bending over to give us great looks at her thighs.
Posted by skintern at 02:08 PM
Sherrybaby
Maggie Gyllenhaal
(0:14) Maggie Gyllenhaal is bent over with no pants on getting drilled from behind. We see her legs and rump. Then we have a great extended look at her breasts as she turns around and says to the guy, "My friend shaved it, do you want to kiss it?"
(0:23) Trying to get a job, Gyllenhaal unbuttons her shirt, exposing her purple bra, which she then lifts up to show a guy her breasts. "I'll suck your dick if you give me the job I want."
(0:35) Gyllenhaal's purple panties get a brief glance as she's putting on a pair of purple jeans.
(0:49) Danny Trejo enters Gyllenhaal's hotel room and finds her wearing a t-shirt just over the top of her exposed red panties. Trejo takes off the t-shirt, showing her breasts. She then makes her way to the bed in nothing but her red panties and writhes around on it waiting for Trejo.
(1:11) Trejo takes off Gyllenhaal's top again, exposing her breasts as she prepares to get into the tub.
Bridget Barkan
(0:17) Bridget Barkan is in a bikini in the pool with Gyllenhaal's daughter. Barkan gets out of the pool and is practically falling out of her top.
Posted by skintern at 02:04 PM
Open Window
Robin Tunney
(0:05) Robin Tunney begins making love with Joel Edgerton. He takes off her top while she's on top and we get to see several side views of her breasts.
(0:07) Robin Tunney jumps out of bed to hop into the shower. She is in her blue panties and she takes off top to get in but we see nothing.
(0:16) After she is raped and found in the closet tied up, Edgerton carries Tunney in his arms. She is wearing no pants and we see a hint of butt.
(0:19) Robin Tunney takes off her bathrobe to get into the bath and we see her breasts and a great shot of her ass as she gets in the tub.
Posted by skintern at 02:00 PM
Lucky Number Slevin
Jennifer Miller
(0:20) Josh Hartnett walks in on Jennifer Miller getting banged from behind. Her breasts are exposed and shaking. She is completely nude and we get a side profile of her breasts and legs when she stops having sex to tell Hartnett it was "an accident."
Posted by skintern at 01:58 PM
Battle in Heaven
Anapola Mushkadiz
(0:02) Anapola Mushkadiz is giving Marcos Hernandez a full-on blowjob.
(0:44) Mushkadiz gives us a brief hint of ass poking out from her outfit as she walks back upstairs.
(0:49) Mushkadiz rides Hernandez. We can see her breasts before he covers them with his hands. Then we see a good shot of her whole body riding him. (Watch for her briefly acknowledging the camera.)
(0:52) We see Mushkadiz resting on top of Hernandez, still straddling him in the same position. Then there’s a more up-close-and-personal view of her butt. She then slides off so we see her lying down on her back full frontal.
(0:55) An extreme close-up of Mushkadiz’s bush after she has sex Hernandez. Then there’s a shot of their feet and we can still see her bush and his penis. The camera then pans back up and hovers over their naked bodies before she finally gets out of bed.
(1:32) The film ends with Mushkadiz again giving the blowjob and looking up at the camera. Her breasts are also visible.
Bertha Ruiz
(0:38) Hernandez has sex with Bertha Ruiz from behind. We see her ass and breasts in the mirror (although it's hard to tell what’s breast and what’s fat--this is a big woman).
(0:41) Ruiz gives us a better idea when she rolls out of bed and gives us a full-frontal look at her body.
Unknown Actress
(0:24) An Asian woman stands full frontal in front of Hernandez. She leaves the room after he refuses her.
Posted by skintern at 01:33 PM
Art School Confidential
Sophia Myles
(0:22) Sophia Myles is the nude model for Max Minghella's art class. She comes out in a robe then drops it, giving us a nice shot of her butt. Then for several minutes we are treated to a montage of her sitting on the stool being drawn. Her breasts and lovely legs are on abundant display.
Posted by skintern at 11:13 AM