March 22, 2006
Winona Ryder Gets Can-imated in A Scanner Darkly
filed under: South By Southwest Film Festival
The lovely and talented Winona Ryder has taken some time out of her busy schedule of having sex with musicians and stealing stuff to make a movie. Remember when she used to make those? Good news for geeks--the film combines your two favorite things: cart00ns and b00bz!
The boobtoon movie in question is A Scanner Darkly, a Richard Linklater-helmed adaptation of a Philip K. Dick book. Even more nerdfodder! Our spies at SXSW screened it and let us know that the magical moment occurs precisely at the one hour, two minute mark. The Sweetheart of the 1990s rolls over in bed, and a veritable titstravaganza is had by all.
Only, there are two problems.
Problem number one is that the film has been animated over, in the style of Linklater's previous movie, Waking Life. So what you're looking at is not heaving, velvety, fleshy Noni knobs but rotoscoped ones created on a Mac. Lest you think that they are still an accurate representation of that celebrated rack, here is problem number two. Egotastic! has a quote with animator Mike Stovall, who actually lets us know that Ryder's boobs were not involved in the making of the movie in any way, shape, or form:
"There are a couple of scenes in which Winona is topless. I’m sorry to have to break this to you but she filmed the scenes with an exercise top on. The animators had to “imagine” what her specific attributes might look like. So there wont be any bootleg video floating around of nude Winona."
Pardon us for being jagbags over here, but we've known an animator or two in our day, and if there is one thing they know nothing about firsthand, it is human female breasts. So, we can expect the finished product to be a size 22DMR and have green, triangular nipples.
There's more Winona to be had at MrSkin.com.
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