January 28, 2008
The Mysteries of Titsburgh
filed under: Sundance Film Festival
The Mysteries of Pittsburgh screened at Sundance the other day. You might not be familiar with the title of this film, because it's generally known by its Sienna Miller-given moniker, The Mysteries of Shitsburgh. Our eagle-eyed Sundance spy sent the following nudity report:
(0:05) Mena Suvari’s breasts are seen as she rides a guy in a bookstore.
(0:51) Sienna Miller gives us some quick breast shots while she’s in bed with Peter Sarsgaard.
(1:03) Breasts and buns from Sienna Miller during sex with Jon Foster.
With a title like The Mysteries of Pittsburgh, we just kind of assumed that it would be about a young girl's quest to uncover the fries that lurk beneath the slaw on a Primanti Bros. sandwich. As it turns out, it's actually the harrowing tale of Mena and Sienna's quest to uncover their T & A.
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